August 2011
Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
“wasabi.”
This is me when school starts:
Another All Purpose GIF
“Dinner’s ready!”
When your favorite TV show comes on
When your mom tells you to get off the computer
When you wake up late for school
When you get caught walking and your coach tells you to start running
When your friend says "Oh I think your crush likes you."
and your like:
"I HATE facebook."
Reaction from a person without a tumblr:
Reaction from a person with a tumblr:
That proud moment when you say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.
Everyone’s like:
and they just can’t stop laughing!:
so YOU acted like this and pretended to be humble:
but deep inside:
“thanks guys, your laughs really means alot”
That awkward moment when you try to explain why you're laughing so hard and end up laughing harder, but the person just sits there like:
I hate it when people try to talk to me and my mouth is full of food.
Student gets caught for whispering in class
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro, so whenever he calls on you just be like
“Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Alejandro!”
2 weeks before test…
2 days before test…
2 hours before test…
During test…
…
After test…
I love it when my best friend knows there's something wrong with me
everybody asks me “are you ok?” and outside I am like:
Yes,I am fine!
but inside I’m like:
and then my best friend comes and she’s like:
That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.
“No, how about YOU run the mile in under 8 minutes.”
That moment when your parents are getting mad at you
You’re standing there like:
But when they leave you’re like:
I hate it when teachers say :
”You think its funny”?
Obviously
That’s why I laughed, bitch.
Typical Classroom
The stoners in the back like:
The class clowns are like:
Girls on their period are like:
The bestfriends are like:
That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like:
The teacher’s pet is front in center like:
That one person who is always texting is like:
Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
Reblog if you laugh at HILARIOUS Tumblr posts alone in your room like an idiot.
The feeling you get when you're having a bad day but someone still pisses you off.
When people call me ugly
Expectation:
Reality:
Bitch I know I’m Fine
When someone says to me: "Justin Bieber is my boyfriend."
Mom says get off of the internet.
“Excuuuuuse me?”
When I start singing a song and people join in.
Did I invite you?
I hate posts that say "if you don't reblog this you don't have a heart"
i mean, if i didn’t have a heart.. i’d be dead.
"How do you know all of this stuff?" "Uh... internet?"
Trying to explain things seriously with majestic hand movements
When your crush asks "Where's my hug?"
When you see someone cute,
They smile and look at you:
And you’re like:
My thoughts in class
I want to sleep
What the hell is this?
I want to sleep
I’m hungry
I want to sleep
I hate everybody
I want to sleep
This teacher is retarded
I WANT TO SLEEP
When someone walks into your bedroom whilst you're getting changed
And they’re all:
”Ahh, You could’ve said something!”
And you’re just like:
”I’m sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”
I hate it when my boob itches.
movies vs. reality
MOVIES:
REALITY:
The awkward moment when you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid
Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and smoking; but I get in trouble for using the computer too much.
this is where “I could’ve been worse” comes in.
