August 2012
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
- me: move peasant
- mum: what
"Are you as bored as I am?" makes sense even when you read it backwards.
via lolsofunny=)
michaeljackson-michaeljacksoff:
salmonella my ass, I’m still eating the fucking cookie dough
don’t touch my peepee while i’m asleep-y
no one told me I was following Shakespeare
When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they CAN'T read.
And you’re just there like..
via sodamnrelatable
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
That awkward moment when two of your closest friends are arguing and they make you choose a side
“Leave me out of this”
